MODERN ZOMBIES, EXPLAINED
I just figured out something today about the Terri Shiavo case. The fight to starve and dehydrate her was driven by zombie-phobes. Really! Think about it - what is a zombie? It's an apparently living creature, with no thinking processes intact. Zombies can move, and apparently direct their movements, but there's not a thought directing the purpose of those movements. To the uninitiated, recognizing a zombie is not easy; they move, look at you, may vocalize slightly, and respond to noise. But you can kill a zombie, because, without the capacity for rational thought, they cannot be considered human. In fact, it's your duty to kill a zombie, since their only purpose is to cannabalize the living. They survive by eating them. That's what the pro-death, Michael Shiavo supporters believe about Terri. That, essentially, she was a non-living being, i.e., a zombie. As such, it would be not only legal to kill one, it could be considered a public service. That belief in zombi...