Texting for Seniors

I was sent this in an email from a very dear friend.  No, it's not PC, but it is funny.

ATD:

At The Doctor's

BFF:

Best Friend Farted

BTW:

 Bring The Wheelchair

BYOT:

 Bring Your Own Teeth

CBM:

Covered By Medicare

CUATSC:

See You At The Senior Center

DWI:

Driving While Incontinent

FWB:

Friend With Beta Blockers

FWIW:

 Forgot Where I Was

FYI:

Found Your Insulin

GGPBL:

Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!

GHA:

Got Heartburn Again

HGBM:

Had Good BM

IMHO:

 Is My Hearing-Aid On?

LMDO:

Laughing My Dentures Out

LOL:

Living On Lipitor

LWO:

  Lawrence Welk's On

OMMR:

On My Massage Recliner

OMSG:

Oh My! Sorry, Gas.

SGGP:

Sorry, Gotta Go P

TTYL:

 Talk To You Louder

WAITT:

Who Am I Talking To?

WTFA:

Wet The Furniture Again

WTP:

Where's The Prunes?

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