Nearing Halloween - Strike That - It IS Halloween
It's the dread of teachers everywhere, right up there with pre-Christmas inability to concentrate. And, it's not just limited to elementary-age kids. High school students spend hours talking about their costumes, and carrying around treats for their friends. Although Michelle Obama's Grim Substitutes, the vegetable tray and other low-calorie treasures, may stop that. We've been told - officially - NOT to bring in treats. For ANY reason. I never thought sugar and fat would become the New Crack. I've never been that into Halloween, post-elementary age. Until well into the 1980s, it was a relatively minor holiday. No more. Adults and teens have taken over the grim festivities, with gruesome body parts, truly repulsive costumes, and weeks - even months - of planning for the parties. It's chance for women to unleash their Inner Slut, men to experiment with Cross-Dressing, and for all to use conspicuous consumption as a signal of their Elitist Status. Eh. Don...