What's the Difference Between Conservatives and Liberals?
Found on Notoriously Conservative:
If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.There's more at the link.
If a liberal doesn't like guns, he doesn't want anyone to have one.
If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants to ban all meat products for everyone.
If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to stand up to his enemy.
If a liberal sees a foreign threat, he wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.