Sunday, October 11, 2009

What's the Difference Between Conservatives and Liberals?

Found on Notoriously Conservative:

If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a liberal doesn't like guns, he doesn't want anyone to have one.

If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants to ban all meat products for everyone.

If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to stand up to his enemy.
If a liberal sees a foreign threat, he wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.
There's more at the link.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

If a liberal doesn't believe in abortion, she doesn't have one.
If a conservative doesn't believe in abortion, she doesn't want anyone to have one.

If a liberal protests against the government, they're terrorists or unpatriotic.
If a conservative protests against the government, they're "saving America."

If a liberal is caught with drug/prostitutes, it's a sign they're morally bankrupt.
If a conservative is caught with drugs/prostitutes, it's a sign they're a congressman.

If President Bush runs up the largest deficit in history, it's necessary.
If President Obama runs up the deficit, he's "destroying America."

I could go on and on with your pointless, ridiculous little game.