“If you call a tail a leg, how many legs would a dog have?
Four, because, even if you call it a leg, it’s still a tail.” Abraham Lincoln
Bad men need nothing more to compass their ends, than that good men should look on and do nothing. – John Stuart Mill
10. Life is sexually transmitted. 9. Good health is merely the slowest rate at which one can die 8. Men have two emotions: Horny and Hungry. If he’s not chasing you, make him a sandwich. (Is that true?)