Check out the new "fashion".
Yes, even though Valentine's Day has passed, you can show your "love" the modern way - by wearing the thong with the convenient pocket for condoms.
The truly jaw-dropping part of it is that the designer and company founder, Caren Martineau, was inspired by her PRE-TEEN daughters.
Isn't that precious!
You know, most of us look at our elementary-age children and see - well, CHILDREN.
She saw her kids, and immediately thought about sex - and how she could help them have sex on the spur of the moment.
How nice to have a FUN mother!
Go, read about the entire story on the Dawn Patrol (if it isn't on your blogroll - you're making a mistake).