Sunday, August 15, 2004

REDNECK ETIQUETTE

I'm obviously in a linking mood today, but this is so cute I couldn't resist:
1. Never take a beer to a job interview.

2. Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them.

3. It's considered tacky to take a cooler to church.

4. If you have to vacuum the bed, it is time to change the sheets.

5. Even if you're certain that you are included in the will, it is still
considered tacky to drive a U-Haul to the funeral home.


Read the rest - it's over at Grouchy Old Cripple.

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