LOOSE CLOTHES
This is not political or social commentary - feel free to skip.
My clothes are loose. I have been wearing size 18W, or 1X, which is really the same a size 20, but without the dreaded entry into the 20's. I noticed yesterday, that when I bent over, I could actually breathe. Many times, when women tell their size, we shave a bit on the details - as in - "I wear a 14" without telling you that she couldn't bend over if she wanted to avoid a stroke.
Another thing that makes the size situation sound rosier is that today's size 8 is more like yesterday's 10 or 12. See, the invention of spandex has made clothes fit a wider range of weight gain. The only real difference between sizes of , say, forty years ago and today is that women's hip sizes have shrunk. (see right - these women were considered shapely in their day)
Today's ideal women in media is essentially, a female who has dieted until all distinguishing features of womanhood (rounded facial and body contours, breasts, behind, etc.) have disappeared. At that point, she looks like a man in drag (or a model).
Enter the plastic surgeon to give her a perky pair of plastic boobs.
Is there anyone who honestly thinks hers are the real thing?
Correlation is not causation, but it can be awfully suggestive. (Francis Porretto, Bastion of Liberty)
Thursday, March 04, 2004
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