Evelyn Wood for Congress

No, I'm not in favor of electing some person named Evelyn Wood, I'm suggesting that we change our conservative bias in favor of cutting government spending to sign up Congress - all 535 of them (I'm including the Senate) - for the Evelyn Wood Reading Dynamic course.


Let's give them the full treatment - the complete multimedia edition - for only $699.95 each.  That's a total of $374,473.25 for the entire group.


True, if we vote them out, we'll have to train the new guy - maybe we'll require that they leave behind the training materials when they exit.


Won't it be nice to have managed to find a way for our annointed elected officials to do their FREAKING JOBS actually read legislation BEFORE they pass it?

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