Saturday, October 22, 2005

WARNING - DON'T TRY TO DRINK WHILE READING!

Hog On Ice has posted some classic rules for screenwriters:
don’t kill a whole Chinook full of them while they’re on the way to get the terrorists, just so Steven Seagal can show up in a gigantic maternity kimono and fight them with one hand while eating Ho Hos with the other.

I love Steven Seagal movies, but dude, could you give the drive-thru a rest and let the rest of us have a shot at the food? Here’s a tip: you can be a perfectly good Buddhist without actually LOOKING like Buddha.


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