It's the little things that count

From the Ohio News Now site:

An argument over toilet paper turned deadly in Florida.
Marion County authorities say a man accused of fatally beating his roommate initially denied doing it, then later confessed.

According to an affidavit, the man told investigators he and his roommate were arguing because there was no toilet paper in the house. He says the roommate pulled out a gun, so he beat the man with a sledgehammer and a claw hammer.

Detectives say the victim was beaten so badly he had to be identified through his fingerprints

Well, I've been the one sitting on the porcelain, without a shred of paper to complete the job, so I have SOME sympathy.

I guess the headline on this one should be:

Guns don't kill people, sledgehammers and claw hammers kill people

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